Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned and the steaks are higher.
I'll turn ya nan into to bonemeal
i like my men like i like my alexa by my bed and turned on
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark, turns out he just wanted to have sex
If white people turn black when they char what happens to the black ones?🤔
Ok so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Do you know why they call me battery saver I get turned on when it’s below 10
Yesterday I purchased a world map And told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands I will take her turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
The show COPS has been dropped from broadcast
honoring the longstanding tradition of police turning off their cameras.
Due to her death, you can no longer get a letter from the Queen when you turn 100. Instead, you now receive a text from Prince Andrew when you turn 14.
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone
why was the mexican scared of cold water It might turn into ICE
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
When you're working in the twin towers but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
how to turn on an Indian push the red button.
