What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
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Suicide: Turning ones biology into complex organic chemistry.
I once dated a Math teacher,, it turned out she was nothing but problems
What do will from stranger things and the fresh prince of belair have is common there both named will and there lives both got flipped turned upside down
Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared
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Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
What did the blonde say when asked if her turn signal worked? “Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.”
in the hospital i saw a girl with cancer trying to sleep the icu was going beep beep beep i think thats why she cant sleep so I turned it of shes asleep forever now nighty night
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My family is lucky I was born so smart, every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
babe im breaking up with you. y? im turning 18 tomorrow
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls the guy says " Are you a parking ticket, cause you got fine written all over you" The girl turn and say "How about you pay for them and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you"
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
