what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
So I was f*****g this b***h right, and I thought I had aides. So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get aides. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight year old get aides?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A
I still remember my granpas last words: turn the lawn mower off!
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people? Just turn off the Lights
The reason that 👧 👧 are not 🚫 in 👦 👦 👦 👦 👦 🌳 🏘️ is because 👧 👧 can't keep their 👄 👄 👄 👄 shut about 👦 👦 👦 👦 👦 taking turns sucking each others 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭
Quiz: Turn ____ for what
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
