what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
Raaj went up to his mom and said, "I bet you 10 dollars I can disappear." Then he turned off the lights.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When i get naked in the shower it gets turned on
Christopher’s Mom said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Random person: "Just turn the page and start over." Me: "I'm not sure if you're telling me to be gay or uhhhh die but both are good options."
I called the rape advice line last night turns out its just for victims
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Don't pick flat chest because they will turn their backs on you twice
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.
Chuck Norris and medusa had a staring contest medusa turned to stone
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
