Fishing Expertise

The joke plays on the double meaning of 'fishing.' The husband was watching porn, and his wife, instead of being mad about the porn, uses 'fishing' to imply that his technique in bed is not good. She is being sarcastic, saying he's better at 'fishing' for sexual partners in porn than with her.

• Porn
• Whife
• Wife
• Day
• Marriage
• Comedy

• I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
• A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
• What is similar between sex and fishing? It doesn't matter how deep you go, it matters how you wiggle the worm.
• What do you call an expert fisherman? A "MASTER-BAITER".