Trip jokes
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
Where did Johnny go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
I asked my girlfriend what she wanted to eat.
She said nothing, so I took her to Africa.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free? She washed up on the beach.
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
I took a vacation to Danville lol
My mom when i was younger
Me after hearing
Community talk
Hello Guys, i'm back. Tomorrow i Drive With my Class into Sarreguemines. It's s City in france. Im Happy
Hello everyone, this isnt a guilt trip message before anyone says it is, this is just me telling you all, I'ma take a break for a bit, figure things out, and I'd like to formally apologize to anyone I may have hurt or made feel uncomfortable by the comments I made, mainly softstalker, this is not AI generated before anyone accuses me of AI generating this, and I will also apologize to the person I made those comments of, for the last time, I'm sorry everyone, mainly softstalker, I'll be back in maybe a month, c'yall then if you guys still get on here by then
I'm fixing to go to the dentist 😭😭😭 because my tooth got chipped on a fucking lollipop and it has been a pain