Getaway jokes

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

Get off of here, kids!

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

Hi! I’m going back home.

Hey guys! Ello here with an update!

I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.