Getaway jokes
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway!
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
How does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."