Getaway jokes

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.

To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.

Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."

You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"

Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."

What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?

Next time I’m bringing all my friends.

I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.