Jack and Jill's Trip Up the Hill

This is a play on the classic nursery rhyme "Jack and Jill." The humor comes from misdirection as the listener expects a fall down the hill. Instead, they engage in drug use and sexual activity. The punchline is unexpected, playing on the word "daughter" and adding to the absurdity.

• Jack and Jill
• Boston
• Sex
• High
• Fly
• Jack

• Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, touched Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna." But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a kid.
• Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
• "Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
• Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.