What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
I went to the dump truck today, and my wife said thanks for visiting.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise who gets their first Obviously the lesbian couple they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane Man next me said you know we’re going to New York right I told him I just wanna know what I got into
Ur so bald that ur Harline is receding faster than my bank account after a trip to Las Vegas
In 2001 my parents took me to 911 i was soaring towards it with excitement
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night Goddammit Jamal
Yo mama’s so dumb, she trips over the wireless internet.
One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Confusious Say : Gay man who take far far away trip, hates to leave friends behind.
Why did I trip over your foot ...? .... Because you were so short I couldn’t see you !
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver? A. She had to go to GasTown.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip but he needed his parents signature.
joe mama so fat when she got sturdy she tripped on her shoelaces fell on her face and fell down 2 floors
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh. But the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on roblox .-.
The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
