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Morgue Trip With Doctor

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Too funny
8 years ago ยท
  • Woman: "Doctor, where are we going?"

    Doctor: "To the morgue."

    Woman: "I'm not dead yet, doctor."

    Doctor: "We're not at the morgue yet, either."

  • 3
    • Morgue
    • Woman
    • Dead
    • Morbidity
    • Doctor
    • Funeral

    Explanation

  • The humor comes from the doctor's morbidly funny response. The woman is worried she is going to die, but the doctor's reply suggests they are going to the morgue regardless of whether she is alive or not, creating a dark comedic twist.

    Comments (3)

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    Anonim

    6 years ago

    Upsi

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    Dastiffykaotic

    6 years ago

    You

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    whiterabbit

    6 years ago

    Similar to what I told my wife....

    WWacky Drum

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