Morgue Trip With Doctor

The humor comes from the doctor's morbidly funny response. The woman is worried she is going to die, but the doctor's reply suggests they are going to the morgue regardless of whether she is alive or not, creating a dark comedic twist.

• Morgue
• Woman
• Dead
• Morbidity
• Doctor
• Funeral

• Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
• The patient said, "When will this be over?" The doctor said, "After you die." The patient says, "Was that a morbid joke?" The doctor says, "Well, um, actually, you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says, "Well, it's a bright day, maybe if you weren't clumsy!"
• Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!” Son: “To the playground?” Mom: “No, to the morgue.”
• Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave. Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work. Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.