Kid: mom, do trees poop? Mom: Yes. that is how we get #2 pencils
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I`ve kidnapped you." She then wrote a note saying, "I`ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blonde." The Blonde then taped the note to the kid`s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"
You wanna hear a joke?
2 Emo's hanging out under a tree🤣🤣🤣🤣
How many Emo's does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
Who is white hairy and rusty in the tree? It's rambo rabbit with a big gun that wasp.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Somewhere out there, a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for BLESSEDBRIAN. I think he owes it an APOLOGY
aight imma make like a tree and leaf
*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****
a treatment joke
i like peper
Why are trees afraid dogs? because they bark.
Us 3 get along well. I guess you could say we're the TREE-o!
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
