When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
What is a difference between a tree and walk walk home from a wheelchair
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree? Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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What do emos and a bird nest have in common? They both hang from a tree.
Why can’t an emo have sex? They can’t make it to the bed they kept swinging on the tree
did the leaf or the emo fall out of the tree the leaf won the rope stoped the emo
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
Who's the Closest Family Member to Paul Walker? Answer: The Tree
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
Why can’t a tree have sex they are always tied up
Fun game to get
Q: What’s a koalas face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the treee?
I had to get my dog 🐶 is it a tree 🌲 was your time and I had fun today after dinner 🍴 I had
why did Paul walker died because he crashed a car in a tree
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”
