Tree jokes
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is a cowboy’s favorite tree?
A horse chestnut tree.
What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Who's climbing the tree?..... Not Sarah.
Who is in hospital?.... Sarah.
What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this one's gonna blow!
What were Paul Walker's last words?
Hey, that tree's growing!
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Q: Why did the Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it was hit by the first Koala.
Q: Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? A: Because it thought it was a game and joined in.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama wind chimes.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
Why did the koala climb the tree?
To get to the other branch. :)
He made it, don't worry!
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.