Tree Jokes

What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?

A pool table.

People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it

What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.😂

Q.what season can an orphan see their family tree? A.fall

if you dont get it in the fall trees have no leaves there jus empty branches like an orphans tree

Why is the Champs dElysees in Paris lined with trees? Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!

How do u lift a depressed person up?

No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow

Whats the differents between a apple, nad a black man. Apples look better hanging on a tree

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house. So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard, one said “ what tree?” I replied “you’ll know when you get here”

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Genealogist looks at the family tree a gynecologist Looks up the family bush.

The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest. On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesnt experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place." So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his Re-seeding Heirline.