What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
why did the girl study in the tree she wanted a higher education
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
Mia: I'm Preganant Again Paul I Can't wait for you to come home. Paul: I Got a Tree to Hit on the Way
What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees.
1 baby tied to 5 trees,
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree
Why shouldn't you trust tree's? because they seem shady
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
An emo tried to give a tree a hive but it left him haning
what is an emo kid's favorite song? chain hang low because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree