What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?
Nazrat.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".
The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
How did the retard get hurt raking the leaves?
Fell out of the tree.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How did the Apple and the emo fall off the tree at the same time? Because Paul Walker crashed into it
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Q:What did one koala say to the other? A:Hows it hanging.π
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why is the Champs d'Elysees in Paris lined with trees?
Because German soldiers like marching in the shade!
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What did the tree wear to the pool party π₯³?
Swimming trunks.
Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.
Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."
Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"
"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."
"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "Youβll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
