If trees were sentient, they would make their furniture out of bone, flesh, and blood.
Now ain't that cool?
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, smoothbrain. Imagine trees, right? But they're alive and thinkin'. Instead of makin' tables outta wood like we do, they'd be macabre and craft stuff from bones and blood! Ain't that fcking metal? You probably think paper comes from nowhere, you dumbass.
Haley
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