One hot day a cow wanted some shade. He found a tree and started resting under it but there was a chicken bothering him. The cow exclaimed "Moooove", the chicken didn't move, again "Mooooove", and still the chicken wouldn't move. The cow yelled "MOOOOOVE", the chicken turned around and said "FUCKOFF".
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree He now knew how the Mercedes bends
what do dogs do that trees don't do? AN: They bark
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Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.
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How do you get my neighbor out of their tree? You untie the rope.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple because the emo kid got caught by the rope
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
what did the tree say to the kid with a bike take a hike
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree. What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree???
My dick while I'm doing it.
question: Why cant you trust tree? answer: Cause they are always shaddy
I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite. They just need to leaf people a lone or stick with something nicer
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A BONE-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a S-pine tree?
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did sally run into a tree? She is blind
