what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
i rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick and i was like that log had a child.
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
Whats worse than five babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to five trees.
People are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree
What’s a teacher favorite tree
A geometry
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree he was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree he was also dead why did the third monkey fall out of the tree monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree he was stapled to the first one
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
you
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? -- A pool table.
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, "Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."
