What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
you.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
