Tree

Tree jokes

What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.

What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.

I despise lumberjacks. They are always barking up the wrong tree, all bark and no bite.

They just need to leaf people alone or stick with something nicer.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

I rolled over a log and underneath was a tiny little stick, and I was like, "That log had a child!"

What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?

One baby stapled to five trees.

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  • What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?

    A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.

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