I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
y'all are wack at jokes, y'all suck.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
"Emmy and Thomas sitting in a tree."
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Why are cheetahs the best animals?
The cheetah is the fastest land animal in the world. They can reach a top speed of around 113 km per hour.
A cheetah can accelerate from 0 to 113 km in just a few seconds.
Cheetahs are extremely fast; however, they tire quickly and can only keep up their top speed for a few minutes before they are too tired to continue.
Cheetahs are smaller than other members of the big cat family, weighing only 45 – 60 kilograms.
One way to always recognize a cheetah is by the long, black lines which run from the inside of each eye to the mouth. These are usually called “tear lines,” and scientists believe they help protect the cheetah’s eyes from the harsh sun and help them to see long distances.
Cheetahs are the only big cat that cannot roar. They can purr though and usually purr most loudly when they are grooming or sitting near other cheetahs.
While lions and leopards usually do their hunting at night, cheetahs hunt for food during the day.
A cheetah has amazing eyesight during the day and can spot prey from 5 km away.
Cheetahs cannot climb trees and have poor night vision.
With their light body weight and blunt claws, cheetahs are not well designed to protect themselves or their prey. When a larger or more aggressive animal approaches a cheetah in the wild, it will give up its catch to avoid a fight.
Cheetahs only need to drink once every three to four days.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
I like pepper.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
What do you call a Native American with a boner?
A redwood.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
