What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
What's big, green, has four legs and if it falls out of a tree it can kill you?
A pool table.
