Founder jokes

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

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Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

Humanity.

bradley

Trevor Bauer for President.

I am the grand wizard, mak.