Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
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Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
