Founder jokes

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

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Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Humanity.

bradley

Trevor Bauer for President.

I am the grand wizard, mak.

The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971, and the Libertarian Party has lost every presidential election since 1972, and according to the Libertarian Party the Libertarian Party is the only political party in the United States that is the party of principle. If the Libertarian Party is the party of principle then why hasn't the Libertarian Party won a presidential election since 1972?

Because it is politically motivated.