Founder jokes

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

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Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

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Humanity.

There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.

Hi. I am Joe.