Trash jokes

So, when I'm about to take a shower, my mom says, "Take a shower." When I'm about to take out the trash, my mom says, "Take out the trash."

Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?

Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.

A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."

I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.

Like it’s my next meal.

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

Today I asked my sis to take out the trash, and I shoved her outside!

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What is the difference between a laser beam and a trash can?

A trash can doesn't rage.

Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.

I remember you. You used to be an ash.

I would love to roast you more, but my mom said to not burn trash.

What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”

Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.

My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.

I'm a nonbinary trash can.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."

"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂