What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."
What's better than 5 baby's in one dumpster.
1 baby in 5 dumpster.
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
wheres your mom
in the bin
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can and I asked "what are you doing" and she said "I'm moving"
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
most of the jokes are t r a s h
