Trash jokes

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.

What do you call an Indian going through the bins?

RUM-MAJINGG

So a girl says to her ex, "I can't get you out of my mind, the boyfriend I knew." The girl replies, "I see you in everything, like when I'm walking down the street, even at work, like trash cans are everywhere."

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

What's better than 5 babies in one dumpster?

1 baby in 5 dumpsters.

A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"

But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"

I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?

...

I'm still trying to think of an answer.

Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.

Where's your mom?

In the bin.

What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?

Osama Bin Laden.

What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?

At least the trash bag gets picked.

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"