Trash jokes
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
How many children can you fit in a box?
Maybe five if you have a trash compactor.
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
What’s the definition of “perfect pitch?”
Throwing a viola into the dumpster without hitting the rim.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!