Trash jokes

No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.

Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"

My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?

I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.

White comedy week:

Monster Truck Monday

Trailer Park Tuesday

White Trash Wednesday

Take Your Sister Out Thursday

Fox News Friday

Storm the Capitol Saturday

Say You’re Sorry Sunday

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

This whole page is pure trash. Fuck all of you.

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?

Sally in 13 trash cans.

How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?

About nine months and a day.

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."