Trash jokes
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
How long does it take a black woman to take out the trash?
About nine months and a day.
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Most of the jokes are trash.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!