Trash

Trash jokes

Insult

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"

Baby

What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

Memes

Man

Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.

Girlfriend

One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."

Difference

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

Baby

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

Woman

Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.

Girlfriend

Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?

Me: Look at the stars in the sky.

Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?

Me: No, it’s a waste of time.

Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.

Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.

Sister

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Sister

So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍

Shit

That shit was trash. You can't handle me.

Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?

Mom

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

Face

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.