Trash jokes
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
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Most of the jokes are trash.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My sis came up to me and said, "Mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year."
"So, uh, you free tomorrow?" 😂
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.