Trash Jokes

What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag? There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can? 100 dead babies in a trash can. What is worse than that? There's a live one at the bottom. What is worse than that? It eats its way out. What is worse than that? It comes back for seconds.

Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle

sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash

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So I was playing on my phone and my mom said to go and take the trash out so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said”mom told me to” and when I came back in my mom said not to do that every again but then I told her that she says not to lie so I was doing the right thing👍

My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!

That shit was trash. You cant handle me. Hold up. Aint you nathaniel B??

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL

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So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash

i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you

one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"