Trash jokes
I have trash so I throw it at my sister and say that she is a trash can.
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
Most of the jokes are trash.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
If you need help, you will need trash, 'cause you the trash.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
So I was playing on my phone, and my mom said to go and take the trash out, so I pick up my sister and threw her in the garbage bin and said, "Mom told me to." And when I came back in, my mom said not to do that ever again, but then I told her that she says not to lie, so I was doing the right thing. 👍
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.