Trash Jokes

Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer

I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.

My sis came up to me and said " mom told me to take the trash out for the rest of the year " "so uhh you free tomorow?" 😂

So when I'm about to take a shower my mom says take a shower when I'm about to take out the trash my mom says take out the trash

i went took out he trash could not find you so i went back in the next they i found you

can i throw you away you look like my trash can oh wait you are my trash can

Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!

a boy/girl: I love you Me: I love me too! But sorry my mom said I can't date trash go back to the trashcan. The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*

Lets not make any more indian jokes. All yoour jokes are trash. Please stop.

Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.

1v1 me in clash ur trash bro

:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you

what is the diffrence between lazerbeam and a trash can

a trash can doesn't rage

Kile: HEy asshole i bet you listen to trash 50cent how bout you get to quarters listen to him! My fav rapper is the best of all how bout you go eat a cracker you parrot nose fuck! remy: Im.. y-y.. YOUR DUMMER THAN ANT I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation

ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up

How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS

I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash

when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said