Trash jokes
Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).
The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).
The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)
The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)
The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!
The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)
The teen: QUAL (WHICH).
The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).
The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).
*A phone buzzes.*
The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?
Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?
*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*
The teen: HAIR GEL
Time for double joke Tuesday.
What is a bird's favorite letter?
A C gull.
So I won a round of CSGO with my team, then on VC, some kid trash talked me.
Kid: You're a dick, you know!
Me: And you're a pussy, you know?
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
Yo mama so poor, she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list.
When your parents ask you to take out the trash, you knock out your brother, put him in a closet, and when your parents ask where he is, you say, "I took him out like you said."
I'm a nonbinary trash can.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.