Trash jokes
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
I would roast you, but I'm not supposed to burn trash.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.
I look at my girlfriend’s ass like a homeless man looks at a trash can.
Like it’s my next meal.
this site is still trash as usual
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
Let's not make any more Indian jokes. All your jokes are trash. Please stop.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.
Why are modern women trash?
Because back in the day, a woman knew her place.
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.