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Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
Poopy pants ha goteen Use Code Fred_5001 in the fortnite item shop
what is the diffrence between lazerbeam and a trash can
a trash can doesn't rage
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1v1 me in clash ur trash bro
:bully: my mom says im not allowed to burn trash :me: (quiet) :bully: HEY IM TALKING TO YOU :me: are you talking to yourself? because i was listening to music until i heard you
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash and the next day the Police is asking If you bombed the School.
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whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
teacher: ok kids time to go home The orphan: what is home? teacher: here I have somewhere for you *puts in trash can*
Today I Asked My Sis To Take Out The Trash And I Shoved Her Outside
when your parents ask you to take out the trash you nock out your brother putting him in a closet and when your parent ask where he is you say i took him out like you said
I remember u. U used to be an ash I would live to roast u more, but my mom said to not burn trash
How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS
can i throw you away you look like my trash can oh wait you are my trash can
