Pollution jokes
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.