Pollution jokes
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
I don't have a carbon footprint. I drive everywhere.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
I don't have a carbon footprint; I just drive everywhere.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
In a thick Russian accent:
"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
The tortoise was swimming through the lake. His head got stuck in plastic. He said, "Oh dam."
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't see!
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.