I would roast you but burning trash is bad for the environment.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
Why are cigarettes good for the environment? They kill people.
What is the difference between white people and coal It’s bad for the environment to burn coal
I don't have a carbon foot print, I just drive everywhere.
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
How do you clean the ocean? With tide
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan? Nothing no one cares how much Lead is in the kids
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*In thick Russian accent Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid urkrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die.
Yo mama so smelly, whenever she steps outside she pollutes the air!
Your mama smells so bad. Everytime she goes outside. She gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly everytime she looks out a window she gets arrested for mooning.
I don’t have a carbon footprint. I just drive everywhere.
