Transportation jokes
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
787 bowing.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
You are in the airway, how funny!
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.