Transportation jokes
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
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Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What's up with airline food?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
Yo momma so dumb, she got kicked off the short bus.
Why did Sally not come home from school today?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.