Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
"What's the wifi password?"
"121i362"
"It's not working."
"What wifi are you trying to connect to?"
"The United Airline."
"We're in the World Trade Center, though."
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Your forehead is so big that it's a 20 dollar taxi ride from your eyebrow to your hairline.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Kill yourself in anyway. I'm doing it the HIGHway.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.