Transportation jokes
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What's up with airline food?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.