Transportation jokes
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
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A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Memes
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What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.