Transportation jokes
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
What do a tank and a warship have in common?
They're overweight.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What can you say about planes that you can say about stocks?
They both be flying??
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"