Transportation jokes
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.