Transportation jokes
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.
What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.