Transportation jokes

What do you call a Flying Pilot?

He pee on the plane.

Why don't rappers use the subway?

Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.

What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?

When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.

My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂

What’s yellow and can’t swim?

A bus full of kids.

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

What time is it when you get home and you can't walk home?

What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?

A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.

Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!

What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?

I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...

Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?

Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.

Student: Ok!!

Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?

Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.

Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.

Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.