Transportation jokes
So my bus... goodness.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
What do you call a magic car that I can do to help me out for you and I will be doing a great day?
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Yo mama is like train tracks; she gets laid all around the country.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Sully: Praised after landing in the Hudson River.
Garuda Indonesia 421:
Sully's co-pilot:
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
I want to die in my sleep, like grandpa did, not screaming and crying like the people on the bus he drove.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.