Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Uber to the Hairline
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Listen up, dummy! The joke is about how ginormous this dude's forehead is. It's so massive, you'd need an Uber to travel from the eyebrows all the way up to the hairline. This joke is an insult, and you are not wrong to feel bad for giggling.