Transportation jokes
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
You are in the airway, how funny!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Memes
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
What's the difference between a humorous bully and a small van driver?
One takes the Mickey, the other takes the Minnie.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Mate, my wife Susan has kicked me out again, anyone got a lift?
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?