Transportation jokes
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What's up with airline food?
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.