Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
Transportation Jokes
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
When the airplane saw the Twin Towers, it said, "We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we can't go around it, guess we will go through it."
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Why did the bike fall over?
It was too tired.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
You are in the airway, how funny!
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
"Ya tryna run? Hop in the van."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
