Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What's up with airline food?
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
What did the tree say to the kid with a bike? "Take a hike!"
A Ford?
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.