Transportation jokes
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it only went halfway.
Memes
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
When I give you the signal, I want you to roll down your window and call the oncoming cyclist a prick.
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
I hate sitting in traffic, I always get run over.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIIIIDE!!!
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did the dog cross the road?
It didn't. Got hit by a car on the way to the other side.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What's up with airline food?