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Bicycle Puns

Anonymous
9 years ago
  • I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

    I was two tired.

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    Explanation

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    Listen here, chucklehead, the joke is a play on words. "Too tired" sounds like "two tired." It's funny because bicycles have two tires. Get it? You probably don't, you walnut.

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