Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is easy peasy. The chicken crossed the road, get it? Usually, you expect some wholesome reason, but BAM! It's to "cut through traffic" which implies, yep, our feathered friend ain't doing so well. You know, 'cause crossing the road to get smooshed is a bit morbid, even for someone as dense as you.