What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Transportation Jokes
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
