Transportation jokes
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Memes
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What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?
When the driver ran out of fuel, what kind of gasoline did he use? Grassoline.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A bus full of kids.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.