Transportation jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?