Transportation jokes
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Memes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a BMW in my garage.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage...
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
What bumps up and down at 100km an hour?
A baby tied to the back of a speeding truck.