Transportation jokes
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!