Transportation jokes
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What is Beethoven's favorite vehicle?
A van.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?