Transportation jokes
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember, there are no speed bumps... I hit Bambi!
Memes
You were born on the highway. That's where all the accidents happen!
What has two left legs 🦵 but can’t walk? An airport.
What is the difference between a house and a car? A car can drive and a house can not drive.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Tiresome is the quantification of tire.
Why did Paul Walker die? Because he crashed a car into a tree.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get ran over by a truck.
Hello, I'm hahaha. What do you call a funny rubber toe?
Roberto!!~!~!!! AaaaAQAAAHAHAHAA. And like hahaha, what's wrong with airline food? They're not black and they're not people.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What do you call a magic car?
A flying carpet.
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did the black guy cross the street to check King Van?