Transportation jokes
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"