Transportation jokes
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.