Transportation jokes
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."
And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.