Transportation jokes

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

Why is a rap boat like a dog?

They both get off sniffing assholes.

What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?

Firetruck.

What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?

"Is it in yet?"

How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"