Transportation jokes
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Floor on the road?
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
What is a dog that you can drive?
A big doggy car.
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A: A bus full of children.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.