Transportation jokes

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.

What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?

They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.

What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?

They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

What's black and yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of orphans.

A penis is driving a car when all of a sudden it gets hit by a car, what did the penis end up saying?

Aaaawwwww I got dicklash!

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

I love riding my bike 🚲.

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

I was on a plane and my mom said, "It's just a little turbulence."

And I said, "Mom, we just got on the runway!"