Transportation jokes

When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣

I love riding my bike 🚲.

What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?

He used a bus.

My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"

Why did the car drive over the cake?

'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead kids?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand? It was two tired...

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

I saw a cyclist in the road today, so I ran over him and he said in a robotic voice, "SHUTTING DOWN!"

- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?

- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.

I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.

Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?

What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?

A train driver's egg sandwich.

What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.

What's the difference between a car and a car?

I have absolutely no idea, sorry.