Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a car and a car?
I have absolutely no idea, sorry.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
Kaj je pomaranča rekla, ko jo je povozil avto?
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What is the difference between a tree and walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
I love riding my bike 🚲.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
Why did the car drive over the cake?
'Cause it was in tiers!! Lol, sorry this ain't funny.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's the "R," but it's really the "C."
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"