Waving It Off

Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. Waving it off means you're refusing another drink because you've actually got some discipline. Waving it down means you're calling a cab because you're a lightweight who can't walk straight. Based bears just walk home through the woods.

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