Transportation jokes
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
I hate airplanes!
Memes
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
I love bus jokes.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Which month is the bus? December.