Transportation jokes
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Your mama is so fat that when she went to run in a yellow jumpsuit, the kids thought they missed the school bus.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Which month is the bus? December.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?