Transportation jokes
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.