Transportation jokes
What did one tower say to the other?
Damn, you looking PLANE!
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
What do you call a train full of gum?
A chew chew train.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On the school bus, the pricks are on the inside, but on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside.
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
I go beep like a Jeep.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
I love bus jokes.