Transportation jokes
My ex got hit by a bus yesterday. I nearly lost my job.
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
What do you call a freight train with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train!
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
I go beep like a Jeep.
What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
I drove my Chevy to the levy, but the levy was... Oh, CRAP!!!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
I love bus jokes.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
I hate airplanes!
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?