Transportation jokes
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
Memes
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
I hate airplanes!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Yeeeeeeeet!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
Which month is the bus? December.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.