Transportation jokes
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Yeeeeeeeet!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
I hate airplanes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Which month is the bus? December.
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy