Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
Transportation Jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Yeeeeeeeet!
"Hay, can you help me to her on..." No, that is gross. I meant my car.
You were born on the freeway, you know why?
Because that's where a lot of accidents happen. 😈
Bus went vrrrrrrrm.
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
I hate airplanes!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What is the difference between a human and a tree? A human being is the one who can drive.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Which month is the bus? December.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
