Transportation jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
Son: Yo dawg, tell me a story.
Dad: Y'all motherfuckers ain't gon' believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a KFC, and comes out with wings, chicken wings.
Also, why did Hawking try to walk across the road? His wheelchair only goes 1 mph, so he got hit by a bus.
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a Mexican without a car?
Carlos.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack!
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?