Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.