Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.