Transportation jokes
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
Why did the cow cross the road?
Because the chicken was on vacation.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.