Transportation jokes
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Why did Sally decide to fly to school?
She couldn't drive.
like if u can relate
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
Three blondes were walking on a path. The first blonde said, “Hey, look, there are deer tracks!” The second blonde said, “No way, those are totally duck tracks.” The third blonde said, “Nuh uh, those are...” Then they got hit by a train.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
What is the difference between a car and a tree?
A tree cannot drive, but a car can drive.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.