Transportation jokes
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home"?
Was your birthday?
Memes
What is yellow and brings kids to school every day?
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
None of these jokes really took off.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
The police officer in London, who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman, drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car, murder her, and do whatever to her, has appealed against his Whole Life tariff.
He should be relieved it was only that! Could've been worse... could've married her!
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.