Transportation jokes

What's yellow but can't swim?

A bus full of children.

Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? To get to the other side.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?

The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.

I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.

It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.

Why did the chicken cross the plane to get to the other skyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lloooooooooooooooooooool?

I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

What is a car that runs and can't?

What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.

What is the difference between a banana and a helicopter? Neither of them is a police officer.

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school today? And...

When is a car not a car?

When it's a house.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.