Transportation jokes
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
Yo mama is so fat that when she put on a yellow dress, people called her "taxi."
None of these jokes really took off.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Hot Wheels!"
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.