Transportation jokes
What do you call a bus full of stoners?
The Magic School Bus.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus?
On a school bus, the pricks are on the inside.
What has 4 wheels, no wings, and flies?
A dead cripple.
When your plane heads for New York...
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Were you bought on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.