Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
I set a wheelchair on fire and called it "Hot Wheels."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Did you hear the one about the Polish elevator operator? He was fired because he couldn't learn the route.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo? Cause there were only 4 trucks.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
How did Helen Keller drive?
One hand on the wheel, one hand on the road.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.