Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I need a hug
*hugs train*
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What is the bus 🚎
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
What the slowest train in the world?A slowcoach!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃
imagine u go to school right u hit the curve the bus driver be like ahhh how do i stop the bus students from the bus jump from the windows one of the students THAT'S a U Problem
What is the difference between a tree 🌲 and a car 🚘? A car can drive and a tree 🌳 can not drive
there was a man in a wheelchair and he got knocked out in front of a bus he had a wheelie good life.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Because she had no arms”
“Why could she get up off the ground?” “Because she had no friends”
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Not Susie, she’s still on the ground”
“Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?” “Everywhere” “Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?” “Because it was in a different body bag”
“Why did Susie drop her ice cream?” “She was hit by a bus”
“Why did Susie fall off the swing?” “Someone threw a refrigerator at her”
Whats yellow and cant swim but screams when it goes under. A school bus full of kids
