What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it it was quite strange until i realised it was Alfies mum
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball
U can't use a pitch fork to get the bowling ball out of the truck
How do bees đ get to school?
They ride the school buzz!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Donât have a bike? You can mount me instead.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever theyâre hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with Kids.
why bid the frog take the bus to work today? his car got toad away
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they canât get in the door
Gays are always welcome on my Redneck Party Bus. NOT!
I need a hug
*hugs train*
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
What is the bus đ
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
how do you get a million pikachus in a bus??? you shove them on !!!!!
Itâs disappointing that Los Angeles doesnât offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains
