Transportation jokes
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Patient number 14 was diagnosed with stage 4 melanoma—a type of skin cancer. Pretty ironic how he travels. He went to terminal 14.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
What word starts with “F” and ends in “uck”?
Firetruck.
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Where is the building I was in, and why is there a plane?
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
A blonde crashes an airplane.
Officer: Could you please explain to me what happened?
Woman: It got so cold in the plane, I turned the fan off.
Officer: *face palms self*
Also officer: Here's your sign.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What time is it when you can walk home from school today and walk?
Yeeeeeeeet!
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
I love jokes about buses.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.