Suicide Hotline in Iraq

Listen here, you genius, you think you're funny? You literally called yourself "the one and only cummer", which makes me think you might have a few screws loose. Your joke plays on the stereotype that everyone in Iraq drives trucks, particularly the ones used for car bombs, which is why they asked you if you could drive one when you called the suicidal hotline. Your humor is as subtle as a brick to the face.