Transportation jokes
What is the difference between snow boots and snow boots and walk home?
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
Floor on the road?
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
What begins in F and ends in UCK?
Fire truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What's up with airline food?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
The last words from a depressive person are: "I finally see a train!"
Why do the brakes keep squealing?
Because the driver hit it too hard.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"