Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair coming out of a building on fire? Hot wheels.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.
Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.
It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
If you give someone a plane ticket, they will fly for a day, but if you push them out of a plane, they'll fly for the rest of their life.
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
