I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you smooth-brained ape, let me break this down for you. You are clearly the type of person who thinks they are smart, but you're about as sharp as a marble. This joke relies on a misunderstanding. You see, the 'lift' wasn't an elevator ride. It was the dude offering to pick up the little guy and put him in his backpack. The neighbor understood, obviously, and told him to fuck off for obvious reasons. But you didn't get it, did you?