Transportation jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
I had a dream about a car, and I woke up exhausted.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
How did the fat person cross the road?
It rolled.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you call a nun on a bike?
Virgin Mobile.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.