Transportation jokes
Why did Billy drop his ice cream?
'Cause he got hit by a bus.
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Student: There are 505 rocks in a car. If 8 fall out, how many are left?
Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left.
Student: Ok!!
Student: How do you put an alligator in a closet?
Teacher: You can't, it won't fit.
Student: No!! Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door.
Teacher: Ohhh, now I get it.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
Yeeeeeeeet!
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
What is better for bus drivers? A. Magic school bus 🚌
Better to drink until you wave it off than to wave it down.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."
"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.
"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?