Transportation jokes
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Memes
Anyone seen these lately?
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!