I took a plane to go see my hairline.
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! š
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
I was riding my bike when I saw a man's head in the wheel. It was mine.
I didnāt know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
If you're pro-life, I hope you get hit by a bus today!
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, youāre so big that you canāt ride. This is Builder.
Man: Aw man, I'm having a bad day.
Man's friend: Same.
Man: So why did you have a bad day? My brother got hit by the school bus.
Man's friend: I got fired as a bus driver.
Man: Oh great heavens!
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like youāre not going to make it to your destination in time, so Iām going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I donāt really want to go to the event anymore.
