Transportation jokes
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
When does the slowest person go as fast as a train?
When he is on the train.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Memes
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!