Transportation jokes
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What do you get when you cross a highway on a bike?
Run over.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
787 bowing.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home?
🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.