Transportation jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?
She was hit by a bus.
A gay guy asked me for directions, so I told him to go straight.
Why can't Cleopatra ride a bicycle?
Because she's dead.
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
A man says, "I'm flying!" He realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
What's big and yellow and can't swim? A bus filled with children.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
He was stuck in the crack.
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
Why did the plane crash?
Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
Are you a train? Because I want you to run over me. :)
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What’s a Muslim’s favorite car?
A Citroën C4.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).