Transportation jokes
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
Memes
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.