Transportation jokes

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?

You shove them on!

Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?

Doctor: To the morgue.

Man: But I’m not dead yet.

Doctor: Are we there yet?

Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!

I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.

Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.

Why did the Jew get an electric car?

Because he was afraid of the gas.

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.

Me: What's yellow and can't swim?

My sister: What??

Me: A school bus filled with kids.

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of screaming children.

What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a car in my garage.

What begins with F and ends with CK?

Fuck, I mean fire truck.

A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."

What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.

I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.

I have a joke about death.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Think about it :)