Transportation jokes
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
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What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.