Transportation jokes
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
The "what the flip is this" mobile!
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.