Transportation jokes
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.