Transportation jokes
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
Memes
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
Man: Doctor, where are you taking me?
Doctor: To the morgue.
Man: But I’m not dead yet.
Doctor: Are we there yet?
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
I saw a bicycler flip over a gutter. It was pretty grate.
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
KSI driving ability.