Transportation jokes

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?

Time to get in trouble!

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.

Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

787 bowing.

I heard there was a kidnapping.

Don't worry, he woke up in the back of a van.

It was his father's friend who was a priest.

He was just bringing him to church.

Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?

Because the donkey gets tired.

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.

If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.

1: My grandpa died last year.

2: What kind of cancer?

1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Europe.

Europe who?

No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?

I'D HIT THAT!

Q: What's yellow and floats?

A: A bus full of children.