Transportation jokes
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
A plane is about to crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out.
A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a man man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, takes off his shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
She needs a flat surface cleaner.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Your forehead is so big you could land a plane on it.
What is green and looks like a school bus?
A school bus.
It’s disappointing that Los Angeles doesn’t offer better transportation, especially since my neighbor offers free mustache rides every night.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓