Transportation jokes
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Memes
Anyone seen these lately?
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Me: What's yellow and can't swim?
My sister: What??
Me: A school bus filled with kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of screaming children.
How did a man kill his car? He throttled it.
What's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a car in my garage.
What begins with F and ends with CK?
Fuck, I mean fire truck.