Transportation jokes
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did Zozo the hobo cross the road?
To eat the Pringles.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
Anyone seen these lately?
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
What did the bus say to the other bus?
"Beep!"
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.