Transportation jokes
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
How do flat-earthers travel?
On a plane.
I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my mother.
Not screaming like her passengers.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.
Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
You live in the airport.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.