Transportation jokes
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
You're so fat, every time you go in the elevator, it goes down.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
There were 10 cats on a boat. 1 jumped off. How many were left? I DO NOT KNOW.
There was none left. They were all a bunch of copycats.
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
I got a GTR yesterday, now my kids say, "GTR we there yet?"
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do you call a kid on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.