Transportation jokes
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5. I'm old enough to drive, for now I'm still alive, till I crash in that beehive!
I had a dream I was a muffler last night...
I woke up EXHAUSTED! 😂😃
Boss: Why are you so bad at driving trains? How many have you derailed this year?
Me: Sorry, boss, it’s hard to keep track.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
oh well there goes another one
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
Imagine you go to school, right? You hit the curve, the bus driver be like, "Ahhh, how do I stop the bus?" Students from the bus jump from the windows. One of the students: "That's a YOU problem."
East Richmond had a train station, but Richmond is better, why?
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
The 1645 service has been cancelled and has been replaced by a replacement bus service.
EasyJet would like to apologise to all of those who are travelling to Greece.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!