Transportation jokes
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What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Memes
DOBB)BBS - DOBBS FOR OHIO
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the side that he was not on.
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why did the kid cross the road?
He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
What takes 10 parking spaces? Five women.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.