Transportation jokes
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
Memes
i was on this last night i was going super fast omg :>
I love jokes about buses.
My car 🚘
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
So my bus... goodness.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is your car's name?
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.