Transportation jokes
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Little Jonny, what you like airplane? How? Because you fly fast and jump high.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
KSI driving ability.
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
I told my friend to fly a plane,
But he threw a ramp off a roof.
If you give a man a plane ticket, he will fly for a couple of hours, but if you push a man out of a plane, he will fly for the rest of his life :)
Blind people driving on the highway would be the world's biggest, and shortest game of bumper cars!
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.