Transportation jokes
What is your car's name?
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
My car 🚘
So my bus... goodness.
What is a car that runs and can't?
Memes
this my dad car
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.