Transportation jokes
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
I love jokes about buses.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
So my bus... goodness.
My car 🚘
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What is your car's name?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.