Transportation jokes

What's something yellow and cannot swim?

A bus full of children.

I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?

He was hit by an ice cream truck.

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

So my bus... goodness.

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

Me: Hi Kallen.

Kallen: Hi.

Me: You're too big to fit in my car.

What is a car that runs and can't?

What is your car's name?

I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.

I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.

I love jokes about buses.

My car 🚘

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

"I like planes."

- Plane Guy

Why did the chicken cross the road?

'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the Mooovies.

Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.

Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.

Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.

The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.