Transportation jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What is a car that runs and can't?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
What is your car's name?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
So my bus... goodness.
I love jokes about buses.
My car 🚘
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.