Transportation jokes
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I love jokes about buses.
My car 🚘
What is a car that runs and can't?
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
What is your car's name?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Wheels on the bus go round and round Round and round round and round Wheels on the bus go round and round All through the town.
Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep Horn on the bus goes beep beep beep All through the town.
The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa Baa baa baa baa baa baa The sheep on the bus goes baa baa baa All through the town.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone?
Because she got hit by a bus.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.