Transportation jokes
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I love jokes about buses.
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.