Transportation jokes
I did a walk, walk, and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
What is a car that runs and can't?
What is your car's name?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
My [blank] is long and yellow that can't swim.
A school bus full of children.
My dad died in 9/11....
He was a good driver.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
So my bus... goodness.
I love jokes about buses.
My car 🚘
What's something yellow and cannot swim?
A bus full of children.
I did a walk today and walked today to get my car.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream?
He was hit by an ice cream truck.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy