Transgendered jokes
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
How do you get a transwoman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”