Transgendered jokes
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"