Transgendered jokes
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Jesus is gay, and God is transgender.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.