Transgendered jokes
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Why are transgender people like confused kids?
Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?
Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.
Don’t bother me none, babe!
Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!
“Hol up”
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,
'Cause she was transgender.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.