Transgendered jokes

If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

Man says, "What's Ligma?"

Woman says, "Ligma balls!"

Baby says nothing, she transgender.

What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.

They hate change.

It would just be easier to be a gay guy, instead of a gender-fluid bisexual.

How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?

The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

Oh my god, she hit me with a bat,

'Cause she was transgender.

A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.

I have a confession. I used to be a Christian.

Don’t bother me none, babe!

Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine!

“Hol up”

If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.

I dunno man, worked for me.

I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.