Transgendered jokes
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
What do you call a group of chubby trans-genders?
Trans-fats.
umm idk
Isn’t this card just great?(if I revamp it I’m gonna make it more pathetic lmao)
Community talk
les go: the house of reps has passed a bill banning trans people from sports of the opposite sex.
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more
Guys, it's not looking too well...
I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.
I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.
It gets even worse...
Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to … Read more