Transgendered jokes

Girlfriend

  • When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.

    She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.

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  • Suicide

  • Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

    Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

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  • Politics

  • What do British politics and transgender people have in common?

    Both aren't what they used to be...

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  • Visibility

  • Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?

    Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.

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  • Mam

  • Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

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  • Community talk

  • List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more

  • Guys, it's not looking too well...

    I survived, but I'm no longer the person who I used to be.

    I'm now strapped onto a wheel chair, paralyzed from the waist down. The "waxing paper" thankfully didn't reach any vital organs, but it did cause numbness in my buttocks and my legs a few minutes after I had done the act, which later lead to me having paralysis.

    It gets even worse...

    Sadly, my girlfriend left me due to m… Read more

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  • WHO THINKS APPLEGREEN IS MAKING ALTS LIKE, "CHATGPT 2.0, CONSINCE, AND YURI", THEY ACT THE VERY FUCKING SAME AND THINK IM "IN LOVE" WITH A TRANSGENDER FUCK (AKA APPLE GREEN)