Transgendered jokes
How do you get a transwoman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".