What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
