A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
Transgendered Jokes
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
