Transgendered jokes
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
How do you put an end to MeToo? Just fill those combined showers with transgender women.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Why do trannies suck at being soldiers? Because they have a 41% casualty rate.