Transgendered jokes
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
I went to the “lists of women” page on Wikipedia and it was blank.
Either, Wikipedia is proving women do not exist or John Cena decided to come out as transgender.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I'm shocked about Donald Trump escaping the transgender accusations. Trump is more talkative than any of the popular girls I went to school with! Not to mention Trump's tweets...
What do you call a fat transgender midget?
Jigglypuff.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.