Transgendered jokes
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
How do you get away with rape? Identify as transgender. Women can never be accused of rape, obviously
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
I think the military shouldn’t allow trans people, because all they'd do is switch sides.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.